TOUGH SCRUBS ??

Now I know Christmas is circled months away on all our calendars but I came upon some too-good to-pass goodies that could serve perfectly as stocking-stuffers for all the hard ladies in our lives. But since it is months away and I can tell you all will be desperate to purchase a couple of these babies for any other occasion like a going-away-to-college present, since pepper-spray is a little old-fashioned (nothing wrong with that though). Or simply because you can't pass them up!
You can purchase your own and take a look at the other goodies on the site like this very commanding candle:

Source: Spye

FAT FREE DONUTS??

So since doughnuts are my food obsession and finding a double-sided doughnut is my 2nd biggest goal in life I went double-sided doughnut hunting and came across this instead:

Yea I know right?!...I almost had a very healthy heart-attack. I mean compared to the 1,000-something calories they normally have. And for those of you who prefer a cookie and muffin over a doughnut, they also have that on the website. It's like this big happy fat-free, low-calorie online site.
Now buy your healthy dozens at simply scrumptous