FAT FREE DONUTS??

So since doughnuts are my food obsession and finding a double-sided doughnut is my 2nd biggest goal in life I went double-sided doughnut hunting and came across this instead:

Yea I know right?!...I almost had a very healthy heart-attack. I mean compared to the 1,000-something calories they normally have. And for those of you who prefer a cookie and muffin over a doughnut, they also have that on the website. It's like this big happy fat-free, low-calorie online site.
Now buy your healthy dozens at simply scrumptous